READ RIGHT NOW I KID YOU NOT!

This was found on the IMDB boards, supposedly after someone bought the book from an El Paso Airport store.

EPILOGUE ENTITLED "HAPPILY EVER AFTER," PAGE 742

THE VOLTURI COME AND ARE FOUGHT BY THE CULLENS, THE WOLVES, AN AMAZONIAN TRIBE AND AN IRISH CLAN

JACOB IS ALIVE

TANYA LOSES A SISTER IN THE BATTLE

BELLA GIVES BIRTH TO A CHILD BEFORE BECOMING A VAMPIRE

HER SPECIAL POWER THAT SAVES ALL THE CULLENS FROM THE BATTLE IS A "LOVE SHIELD" (LILY POTTER ANYONE?)

THERE IS NO MENTION OF ROSALIE ANYWHERE IN THE EPILOGUE.

BELLA AND EDWARD'S CHILD IS NAMED "NESSIE." YES, LIKE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. SHE IS HALF VAMPIRE AND HALF HUMAN. IDK, IDK.

SIGNIFICANCE OF HER NAME? "NESSIE" MEANS "CHASTE." IT IS ALSO THE NICKNAME FORM OF "AGYNESS," WHICH MEANS "LAMB."

JACOB IMPRINTS ON NESSIE.

CHARLIE AND SUE CLEARWATER ARE NOW AN ITEM.

BELLA AND EDWARD ARE MARRIED UNDER A "HAVEN OF FLOWERS," ARE DOOMED TO LIVE IN A COTTAGE IN THE WOODS BY THE CULLENS' HOUSE.

LAST SENTENCE: "AND WE HAVE FOREVER."

Alright.....some of this stuff is totally off, I know. But lets be certain. Checking Nessie.....

Omigosh. Its true.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!